Gorgeously Lovely Flawed: Adventures in AlleyLand

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animalstalkinginallcaps: I MEAN, YOU KNOW ME AND YOU KNOW I’M NOT RACIST BUT I WOULD NEVER LIKE, DATE A MALLARD, RIGHT? IT’S COOL THAT THEY APPRECIATE SOME WOMANLY CURVES BUT I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THE MACHO POSTURING AND THE SEASONAL MIGRATION. HE KEEPS ASKING ME OUT, THOUGH, AND I’M RUNNING OUT OF EXCUSES.  STOP STARING. KEEP YOUR EYES ON ME. I DON’T WANT HIM COMING OVER HERE. THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY AWKWARD.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I MEAN, YOU KNOW ME AND YOU KNOW I’M NOT RACIST BUT I WOULD NEVER LIKE, DATE A MALLARD, RIGHT? IT’S COOL THAT THEY APPRECIATE SOME WOMANLY CURVES BUT I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THE MACHO POSTURING AND THE SEASONAL MIGRATION. HE KEEPS ASKING ME OUT, THOUGH, AND I’M RUNNING OUT OF EXCUSES. 

STOP STARING. KEEP YOUR EYES ON ME. I DON’T WANT HIM COMING OVER HERE. THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY AWKWARD.

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